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gutsygumshoe:

My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg
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gutsygumshoe:

My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg

orelpuppington:

isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

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weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN
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amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

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normalcie:

oh dear

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

// kitty button